Bring Out the Red Balloons and the Dancing Baboons

Bring out the red balloons and the dancing baboons get that water slide ready ‘n’ where’s Tim’s old teddy someone turn the music up who pissed in my tea cup! put those gifts right here thank you Mary, my dear ****!, look at the spaghetti it’s all covered in confetti it’s ok we have plenty more Billy get of the dirty floor um, have you got the lollies ‘n’ the cars and the dollies someone change her nappy think it’s getting a bit crappy Jimmy don’t pull her hair now go and sit over there! time to get out the bar-b-que go ‘n’ get the meat will you? Maureen please don’t cry you just got to give it a try hooray! here comes grandpa in his brand new motorcar blow your nose please Joey go and play with little Zoe ah! here is the pack of steak did Aunty Jean bring the cake? wow! many have come today lots of happy little faces, i say where’s all the plastic cutlery oh yes, over there i can see arrrgh! a mean rubber snake! you’d scared me master Jake better go and turn of that tap whew! already wanting a nap get me a orange soft drink there’s Betty, pretty in pink oh dear, got a bit of a mess upon my brand new dress did Larry chain up the dog hey kid, get of that dirty log! who’s lost their purple shoe and who left out this glue? He’s not deaf, Jenny Peal he’s a gnome, he’s not real got to have eyes everywhere over here, here and over there now that was not very nice you say sorry to Sally, Bryce let all those streamers down mm, where’s that Bozo clown? i see arriving now some others Wendy and her three brothers time to get on with excitement all the kids are full of enjoyment c’mon let’s get on with the fun being happy under the warm sun YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!