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Brainectomy

I asked my doc if I were a brilliant moron or a retarded genius and he put me through a series of tests that showed I needed a brainectomy. I downloaded all my thoughts onto a floppy disk and then learned that the procedure wasn’t covered by my health care plan.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 1/30/2011 12:45:00 PM
Got that right..Most anything that we think is needed is not covered..Enjoyed the humor..Thanks for stopping and commenting on my work..Sara
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Date: 1/30/2011 8:38:00 AM
LOL Haahaaa.... you made me laugh at loud my friend... thank you for that...Michael
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Date: 1/30/2011 7:01:00 AM
This is so funny!!!! I love it...so creative. ha ha Thanks for sharing! Jodie Q
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