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Brain Dust

Some people are really bothered by dandruff Special treatments are surely a must But after some tests by a team of beauticians They determined mine is brain dust! Too much intelligence can be quite disconcerting Being constantly right all the time You just can't imagine the stress that it causes Enlightening the lesser kind! I've always possessed this superior type brain But there are times it just overflows Those white flecks you see dotting my shoulders It's not dandruff... just so you know! © Jack Ellison 2013

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Wayland Bunch

Date: 2/24/2013 3:39:00 AM

Hahaha, Great one. I'm glad I now know someone who is right all the time, because you know what the bad thing about people who THINK they know it all is? They mess it up for the ones of us who really do know it all, lol. Keep having fun my friend.

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/24/2013 6:52:00 AM

"Now you know the rest of the story" as one famous commentator used to say! So am I to understand you have the "Brain Dust" affliction too? Bummer eh!

Donna Jones

Date: 2/17/2013 6:35:00 PM

I'm gonna have to use this one on somebody I know just letting ya know....this is too funny...I will tell them where I heard it though!!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/17/2013 6:50:00 PM

Maybe I should copyright "Brain Dust" but I give you permission to use it anytime!! LOL Glad it tickled you... xoxoxox

Carol Eastman

Date: 2/16/2013 11:24:00 AM

ROFLAO... Did I spell that right?... Best poem E.V.E.R... We have the same problem though they seem to think I'm full of something else! LOL I needed this poem today... Got some money from a retirement long thought dead... but had to spend it all on major surgery for my son Casey's dog. Serious problem... but he came thru with flying colors.... So did his dog...LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/16/2013 11:46:00 AM

ROFLAO!!! You forgot a couple of letters/words! LOL Loosely translated this means "Rolling On Floor Laughing Ass Off" Should be ROTFLMAO... "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off" Now you know!! LOL YIKES! "Best poem E.V.E.R" May I quote you dear Carol? Hugggs! xox BTW If you have any of that cash left over, I'll gladly share it with you!

Toquyen Harrell

Date: 2/16/2013 9:22:00 AM

Lol, ah too funny, Jack. Brain dust, alright. Love it :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/16/2013 9:28:00 AM

Silly man eh! LOL Big big hugs, Jack xoxoxox

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 2/16/2013 8:57:00 AM

I see you have been busy this morning, explains all that brain dust.

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/16/2013 9:01:00 AM

Looking to devise an "automatic brain dust brush"! Of course, there's not a big market for it! You and I and a few others maybe... have a good one Mr. West Coast! LOL All in jest!

Russell Sivey

Date: 2/16/2013 7:26:00 AM

Ha ha, lol, no dandruff for you my friend, just some enlightening brain dust...is that what I have too, could it be true? I doubt it, it's probably just good ole dandruff for me, sigh! You write some of the funniest stuff Jack, I just love reading them in the morning, or the afternoon if I am late getting on. What a spectacular piece my friend, I really enjoyed reading it today, Great Work!!