Brahms and Liszt

Happy. Genial. Merry. Jolly Blottoed, blasted, etched and blitzed Mellow, foggy, hazy, squiffy Tipsy. Tiddly. Brahms and Liszt Dazed, zombied, tanked-up, trollied Ganted, gubbed, guttered Bladdered, blathered, leathered, plastered, Sozzled, sloshed, scuttered Hammered, battered, caned, mangled Spannered, mullered. Half-cut, lashed Twisted, warped, slammed, wasted Wrecked, ruined. Munted, trashed Liquified, marinated, juiced, sauced, Steamed, pickled, fried Cabbaged, mashed, cooked, baked Boiled, stewed. Pie-eyed Stinking. Howling. Pole-axed, floored Under the influence. Off one's woo Steampigged, badgered, ratted, goosed, Clobbered. Lairy. Boogaloo 3 sheets to the wind. Away with the fairies Under the table. Tight as a tick. Ankled, wellied, trousered, legless, Bevvied, swizzled, pot-sick. One over the eight. Out nibbling the grape. Rosy. Rummy. Poggled. Jober as a sudge. Laughing at the carpet. Seeing double. Boggled. Lubricated, oiled, pixilated, ploughed Intoxicated, inebriated. On the grog Wobbly, jungled, off to the races Lit up, shot down. Cocked as a log As a lord, as a piper, as a fiddler, as a poet, As a newt, as a monkey, as a skunk As a sailor, as a mouse, as a pig, as a fart Muddled. Fuddled. Or just plain drunk Words and experiences, many of us share And I'm sure there's a few that I've missed But while some get "tired and emotional" I just prefer to get…