Bordering On Insanity

Just bought a border collie pup, she acts like Jeckyl and Hyde I locked her in the bathroom but she cried n cried n cried So I let her in the bedroom where she weed and left her staining Its not the perfect start for a border collie,s training I threw a ball for her to fetch, the beginning to her craft She just sat there and store at me, like I was flipping daft So I thought a game of “tug o war” would bring it out of her But the daft thing look was fired again, she would not even stir She is only nine weeks old right now, so she has time to shine Now stop ripping all my socks, I know my rights, their mine