Boogers To You

Boogers To You by M. Griswold 012700 There's all kinds of boogers that come from your snotz Depending on the weather is the form that you gotz Also the shape of a nose and the size of the hole Makes a difference when extracting in part or in whole Now if you look at it this way or that way you just gotta say They are an irritation and create a blockage if they stay Boogers are a nuisance that only get in the way So ya gotta pluck'm out and flick'm away There's little ones and soft ones but the big ones I dread Those are the hefty ones that when pulled flatten your head Then there's always those stringy boogers that intertwine You feel their unraveling all the way through your mind They stick to the hairs and are painful when plucked Them dried pieces of snotz that are there to obstruct Boogers itch your snout and sometimes hang about Embarrassing you most when a friend points them out Get rid of them all now, right this very moment Before a friend makes some snide, rude comment So, here's boogers to my friend in all the pick'n you do And be sure to blow and wipe cleanly when you’re through