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Blowing In the Wind

There once was a fellow named Carter Who ate refried beans as his starter He’d blow off his horn From dusk until dawn and was a persistent loud farter 24th November 2014

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Vince Suzadail Jr.

Date: 6/5/2016 11:15:00 PM

Funny. This one has an 'air" to it.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/2/2015 7:24:00 PM

Jan... you've got me feeling sorry for anyone named Carter now. I had a good chuckle Jan, but if you want something to beat baked beans on the topic... try Jeruselum artichokes. They become a stinker for anyone who over indulges. Thank you Jan-Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2015 7:27:00 PM

I've never tried them and on your good authority I think I will avoid them lol Hugs Jan xxx

Arlene Smith

Date: 12/16/2014 7:39:00 PM

Baa haa haa!!!... Good one dear Jan!.. Hug you till you fart! Lol. Arlene

Jan Allison
Date: 12/16/2014 7:41:00 PM

Thanks Arlene I was in need of humour when I wrote this:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 11/25/2014 5:10:00 PM

Very witty Jan! I'm now realizing how lucky I am that I never liked baked beans! Another top rating...what else!! hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2014 5:12:00 PM

LOL Paul I find it hard not to write witty limericks:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 11/25/2014 3:15:00 PM

LOL, needed another good laugh and wasn't disappointed : )

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2014 3:19:00 PM

Glad I made you smile Jack:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 11/25/2014 11:59:00 AM

As far as my statement on the meter I was being sarcastic. I think your limerick is perfect.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2014 12:02:00 PM

I know you were my friend I was being equally sarcastic back lol I wouldn't care either way Maurice I wrote it because I wanted humour in a limerick and I think I achieved my objective:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 11/25/2014 8:49:00 AM

I don't know? I mean I love it, it is quite brilliant. Still have a feeling you may have the meter wrong, the syllables are stressed in the wrong places. I don't mean to be a silly old fart, but I'm sorry I am going to Fav this. Does anybody have a match?

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2014 11:51:00 AM

Yes I agree Maurice! I have the meter all wrong - do I care - NO its a limerick and its funnyyyyyyyyyy:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/25/2014 5:24:00 AM

Carter needs some bean-o..Ha!! Reads like a winner to me..Way to go for the contest..Thanks for the visits to my page..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2014 6:34:00 AM

Its purely a fun write Sara - the contest was for clean limericks - i guess as my piles poem wasn't placed then farting wouldn't be allowed either lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 11/25/2014 4:29:00 AM

oh my it is hilarious Jan I love, love it hugs 7 + fav hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2014 6:33:00 AM

Thanks Shadow:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/24/2014 6:27:00 PM

that is GOOD, Jan. One little suggestion. for me, if I say "who" instead of He in line two, it seems more like da DA haha. this is really clever as limericks go and clean is a JOKE. You gotta go like THIS.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2014 6:32:00 PM

will amend Andrea - thank you :-) Hugs jan xxx

Gary Bateman

Date: 11/24/2014 3:46:00 PM

Jan, Very Funny Here!! This reminds me of the old saying I learned as a little kid: "Beans, Beans the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot, the more you toot -- the better you feel -- I'll have beans for every meal." Mr. Carter is not the right person to be around unless he's down wind!! I always enjoy your Limericks!! Best Always, Gary

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2014 3:54:00 PM

Thanks Gary:-) Hugs jan xxx

Jack Ellison

Date: 11/24/2014 3:28:00 PM

Between the two of us, the odour is getting quite powerful in here! LOL Love and hugs, Brother Jack XXX

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2014 3:33:00 PM

LOl Jack:-) hugs Jan xxx

Sebastian Aaron Baez

Date: 11/24/2014 3:20:00 PM

I hope nobody strikes a match around Mr. Carter! Big mushroom cloud :) Hilarious Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2014 3:22:00 PM

LOl Thanks Sebastian:-) Hugs Jan xx

Joe Murphy

Date: 11/24/2014 2:55:00 PM

Jan This reminds me if my favorite irreverent Irish saying "May the wind behind you always be your own".

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2014 3:01:00 PM

LOL joe:-) Hugs Jan xx

David Meade

Date: 11/24/2014 2:51:00 PM

I believe this is a Bio of my friend Jimmy Carter!! It's good to laugh and to toot -- outside of course!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2014 3:01:00 PM

lol David:-) Hugs Jan xx

Faye Gibson

Date: 11/24/2014 1:45:00 PM

Jan, you are crazy...would love to meet you in person sometime Haha...this was a good giggle.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2014 1:52:00 PM

I just wanted to add a bit of fun after the 'un' funny limerick contest... not sure how to take the first part of your comment lol. I met Paul Callus in Ocotber and he lived to tell the tale lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 11/24/2014 1:35:00 PM

Haha, that is funny, !

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2014 1:36:00 PM

Thanks Cas - thought we need a proper limerick now:-) hugs jan xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 11/24/2014 1:31:00 PM

Hope the wind is blowing the other direction....lol....hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2014 1:35:00 PM

Well after the unfunny limerick contest which was unfunny in many ways - I thought I better write a funny one:-) Hugs jan xx