Blind Date 1

I went out on a blind date, I was early and she was late, She wanted a drink before we dined, I had coffee and she had wine, We looked at the menu and I ordered a meal, She wasn't hungry no big deal, The drink in her hand didn't last, And they didn't refill it near as fast, To the the restroom I am going she'd say, And she bumped every table on the way, A bit later she opened the door, And all she bumped was the floor, I got up to give her a hand, On my jaw is where her fist would land, Then I offered to call her a cab, Into my belly she gave a hard jab, Wasn't sure what next to do, But this date just had to be through, I got her a drink and picked up the check, Even gave her a kiss on the neck, In my hand was my keys, Told her, I needed a tissue before I could sneeze, To my car I quickly walked, My God I hope I won't be stalked, I went home just as quick as I could, That blind date was no good! An Uncle Charlie Original © 2008 unclecharlie