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Blind Date

Finally my life's now unstuck A blind date, stroke of luck For tomorrow I'll greet She stays just down the street The courage I'll just have to pluck It's the morning of my blind date In a way I just can't wait Into town I shall go And go with life's flow Lets hope it all turns out great The evening starts out real well Her shapes make my eyes surely tell She's so buxom and pert Makes this man so alert More than my heart starts to swell On the couch I move in for a kiss Full hands I'm so much in bliss My luck turns to yuck Her teeth out, now she sucks A blind date I would never have wished http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-7.php

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 10/31/2011 9:23:00 PM
Longing and desire, followed by dashed hopes....made me giggle...love it James.
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Date: 10/10/2011 7:35:00 PM
Got a chuckle out of this ending. Thanks for the day brightener. Karen
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Date: 10/9/2011 5:51:00 PM
Avery funny twist to the tale
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Date: 10/9/2011 5:51:00 PM
Avery funny twist to the tale
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Date: 10/9/2011 1:32:00 PM
king, you are a jester in my palace.. i knight thee, lool... super! from huggy princess! :)
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Date: 10/8/2011 4:32:00 PM
that would certainly put a damper on any date, very humorous limerick James
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Date: 10/8/2011 3:32:00 PM
hahahahaha...nice diction.....please never go on a blind date..they always turn out bad,even worse.....
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Date: 10/8/2011 3:19:00 PM
Teeth falling out would indeed be a turn-off! A fun write...hope it is only fiction!
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