BLASPHEMY

WTFWT A CLATTER, A BANG A SLAP-A-CLANGER A BAM OR SLAM A FIREWORK BANGER A ZOOM, A BOOM A CLAP OF THUNDER A DROPPED CHAMBER POT A GAZUNDER A SCREECH OF FRIGHT A SOUND OF CRYING A LIGHTNING STRIKE A MOAN OF DYING A RUMBLING OF SOMEONE'S TUMMY. A BABIES YELL WHEN IT CAN'T FIND IT'S DUMMY A SCRAPING NOISE A GRATING SOUND A SHOUT OF JOY A TREASURE FOUND A TRILL OF A BIRD A FALLING TREE I GIVE UP, IT'S PROVING TOO MUCH FOR ME I WILL STOP AND HAVE SOME TEA WTFWT CAME FROM MY MOUTH TOO EASILY I AM NOT THE GIRL I USED TO BE!