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Gliding seagull in the summer sky Drops its load - it lands in my eye! I remove the mess – I’m so unhappy…. Will someone please invent a seagull nappy! Entered in Laura Loo's couplet contest 28th July 2015

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/27/2016 11:14:00 PM

LOL, Jan, Congrats on your fine couplet win. LINDA

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2016 1:55:00 AM

Some people think my poems are 'simple and poop' I can't let them down lol:-):-):-) lol

Poet Destroyer A
Date: 4/27/2016 11:15:00 PM

do you write about poop purposely? lol.... LINDA

Joseph May

Date: 4/15/2016 6:22:00 PM

Congrats on your win Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2016 4:17:00 AM

Thanks so much Jospeh:-) hugs Jan xx

Lu Loo

Date: 4/15/2016 9:17:00 AM

hehehe, silly and clever Jan, congrats on your placement and thank you for being a part of my contest...:)-luloo

Jan Allison
Date: 4/15/2016 9:23:00 AM

Thanks LuLoo is on of my older poems - so good to get it read again:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol Eastman

Date: 10/13/2015 1:11:00 PM

Fun!!! Fun!!! Fun!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2015 1:53:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 10/10/2015 12:34:00 PM

Darned pesky Seagulls, love your quirky humour Jan, hugs//James xx

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2015 2:00:00 PM

thanks my friend always a pleasure to see you in your pic looking so happy:-) hugs Jan xx

Mama Bear

Date: 8/5/2015 6:06:00 PM

Cute definitely cute. LOL Love your sense of humour Hugs Edith

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2015 6:10:00 PM

I always try and make other people smile Mama Bear - the first poem I wrote was after my husband's cancer surgery - it was called 'splendid isolation. but the first poem I posted here is a funny poem called 'Just desserts' - i have a feeling you would like that one lol I think it will appeal to your sense of humour:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 7/30/2015 10:35:00 AM

LOL Hilarious!!!!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2015 11:24:00 AM

glad it made you smile:-0 do I put this in the contest or the doggy doo one - tough decision:-( hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 7/29/2015 4:01:00 PM

Oh this should be for the contest. That happened to my son when he was about 12. Landed in his hair, just after he was admiring their beauty in yhe sky. We all laughed ouselves silly except for him. He was so incensed. I will have to remind him of that incident next time I speak to him. He can laugh at himself now. Cute poem Jan. Thanks for the memories!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2015 6:03:00 PM

I have done another one on dog poop for the contest Connie - equally as annoying! Hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 7/29/2015 9:47:00 AM

Fun and cute couplets but the image is ewww...hahahaha! You really have the hang of these kind of writes, Jan. Just the right words and tone to keep it light and funny but not so much that it becomes icky! hahahah! hugsies!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2015 6:01:00 PM

Thanks Kim - living on an Island we are surrounded by these birds - they are protected but can be menace attacking people especially when they are eating.... and then of course there is the poop:-) hugs Jan xx

Jill Spagnola

Date: 7/29/2015 6:40:00 AM

So clever and what a mental picture! I hear it's good luck to get shat on buy a bird :), jill

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2015 6:52:00 AM

I would disagree lol - I remember it happening to our postman years ago - he was in a terrible mess poor man:-( hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 7/29/2015 2:33:00 AM

I can imagine you writing this witty one, Jan, with a grin on your face! Here we have a saying that if a bird poops on you, then you become a king/queen...meaning that good luck favours you:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2015 6:51:00 AM

Oh I know a few of them Paul lol:-) hugs jan x

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/28/2015 8:48:00 PM

G'day Jan... I'll bet you're glad cows don't fly Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2015 1:24:00 AM

or elephants for that matter! Hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/28/2015 6:38:00 PM

ha! very funny, jan! that would be a great invention!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2015 1:23:00 AM

someone could make a fortune ... or maybe not lol:-) hugs jan xx

Duke Beaufort

Date: 7/28/2015 6:27:00 PM

Ah--a flying sense of humor. The thought of this is uncomfortable, but they gotta do what they do.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 6:32:00 PM

lol true Duke - I hope you are keeping well:-) hugs Jan xx

Yolanda Scott

Date: 7/28/2015 4:45:00 PM

A pooper nappy. Ha, Ha!!! I love it!!! Now watch it happen to me tomorrow.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 5:04:00 PM

lol Yolanda:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/28/2015 3:31:00 PM

haha, GREAT job with this short humorous one, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 3:37:00 PM

Just a fun write Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 7/28/2015 2:05:00 PM

Very cute, Jan. Here in Greece we have a lot of them, probably we should invent something like that for to...resolve our financial problem! Ha-ha. Jan, things thanks to Jack, have been resolved.

Demetrios Trifiatis
Date: 7/28/2015 3:39:00 PM

Great idea!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 3:36:00 PM

oh no Demetrios - let them poop all over the politicians and the people who have brought Greece to its knees! Hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 7/28/2015 2:05:00 PM

what a gas, jan... can;t think of any yet!.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 3:35:00 PM

LOL Nette you know me - queen of poop poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet

Date: 7/28/2015 1:42:00 PM

Both clever and funny, a winning combination. Emile.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 1:51:00 PM

Thanks Emile - just a fun write - but not for anyone the seagull scores a direct hit on I guess lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Bl Devnath

Date: 7/28/2015 1:28:00 PM

After pooping seagull becomes happy. Ha ha ha.. she has no time. Just needed to unload ti feel free. Beautiful Bird poop poem. Good luck in the contest my lovely friend. Loved always,bl

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 1:32:00 PM

Just a fun write Bl - my contest entry is on dog poop - guess we should be thankful dogs can't fly lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/28/2015 12:43:00 PM

I used to have that problem with geese...they would unload before they landed on the pond nearby....oh my poor neighbour.....lol

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 12:54:00 PM

lol Tim - thankfully this is just a fictional write - thought i would continue the poop theme lol :-) I find the problem with bird poop is on my car - gosh what a mess a direct hit can cause on the windscreen lol hugs jan xx