Biggest Mouth In the South

(This is a fictional poem) My mother-in-law has the biggest mouth in the south. She keeps talking and she won't shut her mouth. My remote control can mute my TV, I wish it could mute her as well. Living in the same house with her is like living in hell. She has the temper of a bull and the face of a sow. She eats all of our food and she's as big as a cow. She criticizes me everyday and that's not fair. Every time she takes a seat, she breaks the chair. Yesterday I shaved my head because the ##### gave me lice. I'll give you anything if you can get hr to leave, you just name the price.