Big Football Fan

Just like the football I am small on the ends and big in the middle. Sharp as a tack and fit as a fiddle, seventy four (in the waist) and can still bounce back. Of course it’s pretty hard on the sacroiliac . I think my shape is no big concern. Some say, I look like a pregnant earth worm. I’m bald on my head and have hair ‘tween my toes. I shave with lectric scissors, but, sweetheart I braid the hair in my nose. Now, I do pluck those awful ones growin’ out my ears cause when I turn sideways, heck If I’m too close to you they might wrap around your neck. Then where would I be with a obeasty charge to cover. Shucks, I ain’t no beast, I’m a lover. and I play football, when I get a dare. © Steal this one, I don’t care. cgh for Kristen Bruni’s “football” contest