Big Brother's Pickling You
Pickled ham and pickled beef
Cause weak stomachs too much grief
Did you know they pickle cherries
Grandma ate some; said three Hail Marys
In glass jars, store pickled tomatoes
Do not try this with wet potatoes
Russians all swear by pickled herring
Grate in radish and schmaltz if you are daring
Pickling cucumbers are oh-so-fresh and cute
Try pickled jalapenos; you will fart and toot
My favorite thing of all's to pickle eggs
They make my little sister choke and gag
Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2020
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