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Big Boobies Rule

Did someone just mention a nudie beach Where inhibitions are thrown to the wind Divesting oneself of the rules of society Exposing our lily white skin Where voluptuousness causes virile males To babble incoherently and drool Not to disparage the lesser endowed But it's always been BIG BOOBIES RULE Don't have to be large and well shaped orbs Small and perky can still turn heads A female's appeal has a very wide range Must be upright and preferably not dead As long as her body has all the main parts In a relatively organized manner It's quite immaterial to virile young males When viewing with his built in scanner © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 7/12/2013 4:05:00 AM
    hehehehehe! I hve missed your poems Jack.....hehehehe...sorry still chuckling...Shaz

  1. Date: 7/11/2013 9:40:00 AM
    I bet all the guys love this one... LOL.

  1. Date: 7/10/2013 8:14:00 PM
    I doff my cap to sir...truly inspirational words, beautiful, fantastic and altogether welcome imagery here. Genius. D.N. Read

  1. Date: 7/10/2013 5:20:00 PM
    I think I would have been disappointed if this poem were about something else lol. I guess it is time for me to grow up, lol. I was thinking this may be about the majority of the people who rule, but you never disappoint lol. I guess I willl always be a fan of off color humor, especially when it's funny. I guess this is more witty than off color, anyway great work again.

  1. Date: 7/10/2013 6:33:00 AM
    Ha ha, this is hilarious my friend, this is a very funny write! I am enthralled by the splendor of this glorious poem this morning! What a dynamic piece, such a fantastic poem, Great Work!!