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Below is the poem entitled Bidet which was written by poet
Derequito. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.
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But for that crazy, ill-conceived bidet,
I'd say using a loo is serious business.
Darn it, think of a sudden April shower
Encroaching upon your pretty posterior,
Tickling it, the nearest thing to heaven!