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Biden Ruins Christmas

For Christmas I bought you a mustang, with dice hung from the mirror. But the IRS came and took it away and gave it to your leader. Now Biden drives it on Sundays. Hunter takes his turn. He drives much faster than daddy cause his dealer is leaving real soon. They took it to the west coast where they took the motor out. Turned it to electric so it wouldn't make a sound. Now it doesn't go so fast now but you look really good when driving. They painted it with rainbows and photo bombed with Biden. Now the best car on the road just ain't so great these days since Joe and Hunter Biden let Pelosi have her way.

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Date: 11/23/2023 7:45:00 AM
Ha!! Ha!! Creative work. Sara K
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Date: 12/22/2022 10:44:00 AM
haha. Clever!
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Date: 12/19/2022 12:46:00 AM
Good one! Congratulations
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Date: 12/18/2022 10:03:00 PM
What a beautiful satire and irony! Congratulations!
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Date: 12/2/2022 3:38:00 AM
Good one :)
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