Beware the Zombie

beware the zombie in your bed with morning smiles and pillow head it looks alive but is really dead beware the zombie in your bed beware the zombie in your car even as it drives afar guided by the navman star beware the zombie in your car beware the zombie on your couch lazing with an evening slouch even though it's warm to touch beware the zombie on your couch beware the zombie in your bath it plays with water and makes you laugh the jokes come thick and quick and fast but beware the zombie in your bath beware the zombie in your life was once your husband, was once your wife, taken from you by another's knife, beware the zombie in your life if you love a zombie I pity you for there is one thing dark but true to love a zombie when you knew means sadly that you're a zombie too