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Poor Mister Tuffet Gasps while stocks plummet, Collecting his shell-shocked wits! His hair stands on end As the market descends It is scaring Mr. Tuffet to bits! He tucks into his mattress His wealth and his assets Now he sleeps with his ass on his funds! (He is trying to "tuffet" out!!) __________________________________________________________________ Inspired by John Freeman's Contest "Boistrous Comedy"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 8/22/2011 4:03:00 PM
Congratulations on your placement in Moses' "Boisterous Comedy" contest Carrie. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/22/2011 3:50:00 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of John, carrie
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Date: 8/22/2011 10:20:00 AM
Well written and a lot of fun. Tony
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Date: 8/22/2011 12:47:00 AM
Great one Carrie. congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 8/21/2011 9:43:00 PM
Cool approach to the contest, Carrie, Congratulations on your worthy presentation. Agape, Moses
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Date: 8/21/2011 5:16:00 PM
hey Carrie congrats on your win David
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Date: 8/21/2011 4:30:00 PM
Congrats Carrie on your wonderful win with this witty write luv.. superbly fun filled luv..
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Date: 8/13/2011 11:17:00 AM
LOL very good smiles come from this write Carrie.....luv Michael
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Date: 8/13/2011 9:50:00 AM
you are so hilarious. the poem is well formed
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Date: 8/13/2011 7:09:00 AM
Got a smile out of me this morning. Steve
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Date: 8/12/2011 10:51:00 PM
Really cute little ditty here my friend. Great entry for the contest. Great rhyme and rhythm and cleverly presented. Good Luck. God Bless, JB
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Date: 8/12/2011 10:49:00 PM
Hilarity from a serious issue. Really funny Carrie. I know it is a winner. Love, Joyce
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Date: 8/12/2011 10:31:00 PM
CUTE final line, Carrie. Cute topic. So we can just do any funny poem? I am so confused by this contest. Were you doing your Mr. Tuffet based on the picture of a guy with blue hair?
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Date: 8/12/2011 10:15:00 PM
Oh, wow, this is an amazingly humorous poem! I really enjoyed reading it!!
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Date: 8/12/2011 9:57:00 PM
Oh, carrie, carrie... this is a crack-up! Well done!
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Date: 8/12/2011 9:36:00 PM
Actually, I reckon Donald Trump is having more sleepless nights.... Warren Buffet has told his kids they're on their own, having been raised in a life of extraordinary privilege, and is leaving his fortune to causes he feels are wholesome and nurturing. Google some articles.. learn about the man.
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