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Best They Check You For a Pulse

If a sexy babe don't turn your crank Best they check you for a pulse Really had to look away from the screen Was becoming totally engulfed Tried real hard to shield my eyes She almost popped out of the screen Cathie was sitting there right beside me Had to muffle my tiny screams You must be thinking, “typical male” Only one thing on my mind But I'm looking at her for artistic merit She's sure got a cute behind My pulse is racing a mile a minute Nothing to do with affection It's over the top “desires of the flesh” Bet I have a reddish complexion If a sexy babe don't turn your crank Best they check you for a pulse! © Jack Ellison 2013

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Timothy Hicks

Date: 4/25/2013 1:22:00 AM

I've re-read this and got inspired to write on a similar theme (though slightly less comical). I'd be interested in knowing what you think about it... it's called She Has Nothing I Want.

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2013 6:28:00 AM

As soon as I make my first cup of java, I'll head on over!

Timothy Hicks

Date: 3/15/2013 5:37:00 PM

I get so irritated by those overly jealous types... It's human nature to be attracted to the opposite sex. It doesn't mean we are betraying the ones we love by simple looking in another girls direction! There's a difference between admiring ones beauty and lusting over it... This really describes one of my biggest pet peeves Jack... Thanks for sharing!

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/15/2013 7:11:00 PM

You said very well.. my friend! If you can't look, might as well be dead! LOL Cheers!

Seren Roberts

Date: 3/13/2013 7:09:00 PM

lol very funny Jack.....Seren

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/13/2013 7:11:00 PM

Happy to have tickled your funny bone, Seren... hugs!

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/13/2013 4:22:00 PM

ha! very funny!

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/13/2013 4:26:00 PM

Glad to provide the giggles today my dear Ilene! LOL Big hugs! xox

Terry O'Leary

Date: 3/13/2013 10:37:00 AM

Funny (though true)... Terry

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/13/2013 11:26:00 AM

We are true males... right!!! LOL Best wishes, Jack

Carol Eastman

Date: 3/13/2013 8:00:00 AM

Have you ever noticed that when they put those pulse machines on... you become mezmerized by the hour watching them... It's not like we don't know what's coming next... anything else like this would be boring... But NOOO... we just can't stop watching... Thank goodness Cathie was there to cut the view off... She saved you from going brain dead looking at that screen... LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/13/2013 8:53:00 AM

It was fine up until I let out the tiny screams! Until she realized what it was about, she thought I was about to bite the bullet! LOL Hugs from The Jester! xox

Russell Sivey

Date: 3/13/2013 6:37:00 AM

This is a fabulous and tremendous write my friend! I really enjoyed reading this delightful piece this morning! You sure have brought life to seeing a beautiful woman, I know how you feel! However I do have to say, my wife is the most beautiful person to me in the world...so it's not difficult for me to see a beautiful woman, they are just another person in the world(OK, I look a little)! I loved this wonderful poem Jack! What a superior piece, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/13/2013 8:50:00 AM

EVERY MAN looks... it is absolutely normal! It's admiration for the feminine form, boy and do I admire the feminine form! LOL NEVER TOO OLD! LOL