Belly Boobs

I have new boobs, AKA ' belly boobs 'if you will Diseased ones whacked off, belly fat fill the void Would really rather have had hemorrhoids But that wasn't my reality, no triviality for sure Got a great deal though Two for one, cancer gone and tummy tuck Found the best plastic surgeon by luck actually he found me Post op, proud surgeon praised his work They look amazing, I did a great job You could wear a bikini with that tummy so tiny Ahh---no You would think if you had a belly ache it would be in your boobs but it's not You could get stabbed with a pencil or get drawn on with stencils But at least something is there to give some shape An absolute TEN I would rate They're kinda lumpy and bumpy but help me not look too frumpy or dumpy in my clothes No more ultrasounds or thoughts abound of careless cells placing one in peril Or biopsies or missed diagnoses Leading to destruction then autopsy Disease free--YIPPEE !!