Being Women

Guys may think being a woman is easy, But put yourself in our shoes, see if its pleasing. You'll notice guys talk only to your breast, Don't bother yelling about it, you'll just waste your breathe. They'll also try anything to touch your butt just once, And when they're caught, they only respond “What?” They think that they are slick, But us women know all their tricks! After work you'll come straight home, To find your man resting on his throne. But you can't sit! You don't get to rest! You have to clean up what other people messed! Then you cook a healthy dinner, Everything's delicious, you feel like a winner. But receive no compliment from him on how it taste, Waiting for that moment to come would be a waste. After dinner, you have to wash all the dishes, While scrubbing your hoping a genie would appear to grant you 3 wishes: First, to have conversations face to FACE. Second, would be for your life to be happy and seem not a waste. And third, to be respected and not pushed around. But, unfortunately your genie is never found. Dishes are finally done and put away, Everything is wiped clean except the hallway. You sweep and mop away all the marks, Then get startled from the dog's bark. The baby wakens with a scream! There goes your rest and peacefully dreams. Maybe tomorrow you'll finally get to sleep, Hoping that your sanity is what you'll keep.