Being An Ass At Cutting Grass

First, you should know, I don't own a lawnmower. I had to borrow one from my sister-in-law. So I can mow my daughter's lawn. Second, Cutting the lawn is my escape from my mundane honey do list of running errands and household chores. Third, I also, cut my sister-in-law’s lawn. But don't get me wrong, I have fantasies of mowing her lawn. She even gave me a key to her shed, so I can come and get it whenever I like. Four, Now that I have her the lawn mower. I start mowing her lawn from front to back. I’m not a tree hugger, but look forward to cleaning up the leaves in her back yard.