Being a Girl Sucks

Being a girl sucks! :( I'm one big ball of emotion Being tossed back and forth On the waves of this female ocean Just when I say I'm doing okay Another tsunami comes along Washing away the sanity I saved Swept out to sea, it's gone Being a girl sucks! :( All the makeup that we wear Who are we trying to impress anyways And do those jerks out there really care All they do is treat me like a piece of meat With desert on the side Would you like some tears with that It doesn't take much these days to make me cry Being a girl sucks! :( With some of the things we have to wear This over the shoulder boulder holder Wasn't built for comfort that's for sure And is it already that time of month again I've about had it with these cramps If I hear another man explain my mood to me I swear I'm going to reach up and pull his tongue out through his... Being a girl sucks! :( But one thing that I can say It sure as heck beats being a guy Where stupidity always gets in the way I saw this moniker on a friends "kik" site and being a guy had to wonder just what it is that sucks about being a girl. This of course is from a "REAL" mans perspective...I could be wrong. I'll shut up now before I get myself in more trouble... Oh...did I mention I'm a "REAL man? I did? Just making sure...