Because Im the Man

I'm the Man my teeth are yellow try not to bellow My hair is nasty I'm a little sassy i think i'm trapped oops i just crapped I love your mom his name is tom i love your sis his name is chris I like touching my legs and eating scrambled eggs i like taking naps but i hate my grandpa paps i'm going to bed but i want some bread so i hit it with my head I don't need it anyway I'm not going to stay i'm moving to spain I own a great dane I'm going to go take a bath because I got dirty in math I'm sorry i just got bored and i hit my arm with a cord I'm just gonna throw myself in the trash can Because i'm the man I can't afford water because its free so i drink glasses of tea I've started to enjoy checking out dolphins So i killed one and stuffed it in a coffin Because i'm the Man