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Beaver Spends the Night With the Brady Bunch

Ward drops Beaver at Seven O'clock sharp Carol tells Beaver to get ready for bed, it's getting late and it's after dark June calls and tells Beaver to eat everything on his plate Bobby says you are like me on the phone, you are listless Beaver tells Bobby she just wanted to give me the business They all gather at the table for dinner Beaver tells Alice she is getting thinner Alice replies flattery will get you everywhere Cindy belches and the smell of her breath carries through the air Beaver tells Cindy doing that at the table takes bravery Marsha comments to Cindy you are not acting like a young lady Jan is wearing her birth control glasses Greg sings a song at the table, he is taking singing classes Peter tells Beaver about their Hawaii and Grand Canyon adventure Beaver tells Peter that Gus the Fireman wears dentures The door bell rings, Alice answers it and in steps Barney Fife He asks Alice to be his wife The date is set for them to be wed Barney reserves a room at the Y for their honeymoon, Barney assures Alice that they will have separate beds Cindy is asked to be the Maid of Honor and Beaver the best man Sam the butcher comes in and asks Alice where does our relationship stand Mike Brady asks Sam to leave Barney's suit is still the Salt and Pepper Tweed Barney threatens Sam with his one bullet This is a night Beaver will never forget Eddie Haskel stops by with Lumpy and visits Beaver and says they will stay as long as they can Eddie and Lumpy have a thing for Jan Greg and Marsha are falling for one another But later on Greg dumps Marsha for her Mother So now it must end as a great experience for all those who were there Nine people with one bathroom to share Beaver leaves the next morning in a good mood and feeling very jolly He says boy, I can't wait to get home and tell Wally

Copyright © | Year Posted 2008




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