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Written - 16th May 2024
A New Funny or Bawdy Limerick Set Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
The beauty on the beach was indiscreet Some would say that she was a tasty treat Her teeny weeny Peep through bikini Made all the girls cry as they couldn’t compete. As for the guys, beady eyes opened wide The beauty then took them all by surprise Her balloons went pop Then her thong dropped off The beauty had nothing to hide but pride.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2024




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Date: 5/27/2024 7:15:00 PM
Ah, the naked truth revealed! A big CONGRATS on your win Beryl! Janice
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/27/2024 7:41:00 PM
Thank you Janice, words and congratulations truly appreciated… Beryl
Date: 5/26/2024 9:32:00 PM
A bawdy piece without smut. This winner provokes so many "ideas". Congrats. :o)
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/27/2024 1:12:00 AM
Thank you Arlo, appreciated… Beryl
Date: 5/26/2024 3:13:00 PM
Congrats. I knew this would win
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/26/2024 6:05:00 PM
Thank you Andrea… Beryl
Date: 5/25/2024 6:50:00 PM
Very cute! Congrats!
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/25/2024 6:56:00 PM
Thank you Crystol, appreciated… Beryl
Date: 5/25/2024 1:57:00 PM
Congratulations on your top win, Belle! Hip- Hip-Hurray! xhugs
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/25/2024 6:40:00 PM
Thank you Anaya, hugs returned… Belle
Date: 5/25/2024 9:28:00 AM
Beryl, congratulations on your first place win, a clever and funny limerick set!
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/25/2024 6:39:00 PM
Thank you Tania, for the contest and the win… Beryl
Date: 5/21/2024 4:24:00 PM
Oh I was kind of hoping something very unexpected popped out of her bikini bottom . I have such a dirty mind. Haha. Good limerick set, Beryl.
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/21/2024 6:39:00 PM
Andrea naughty girl, great minds think alike, but what was in my mind would have been obscene :) Beryl
Date: 5/19/2024 4:30:00 AM
Creative one for sure. A bikini was not a very good place to try beauty enhancements that were not genuine. LOL..Sara K
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/19/2024 5:46:00 AM
Thank you Sara, all was revealed that wasn’t real… Beryl
Date: 5/18/2024 8:24:00 AM
Hi Beryl, I truly love your poetry because you exhibit such talented versatility in your writing - I wish you lots of luck in the contest my friend, Hugs and love, Jennifer.
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/19/2024 5:44:00 AM
Hi Jennifer, thank so much for the appraisal and the good luck wish. Love and hugs returned… Beryl
Date: 5/18/2024 6:24:00 AM
Wonderfully spun with humor, Beryl. A story unfolding slowly--revealing! A gifted writer you are!
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/19/2024 5:41:00 AM
Vijay, thank you for that, returning the compliment, you are a gifted writer too… Beryl
Date: 5/17/2024 10:30:00 PM
Dear Beryl, this is such an amusing limerick. So well written and will make many laugh. You can easily picture the scene at the beach and what a scene it would be! Really enjoyed it. Good luck in the contest! Have a lovely weekend. Hugs and blessings xx
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/18/2024 12:33:00 AM
Thank you dear Christina. Have a lovely weekend yourself. Hugs and blessings in return, Beryl xx
Date: 5/17/2024 7:08:00 PM
Indubitably humorous, yet astute and amusing! Good luck in the contest, dear Beryl. Have a pleasant day, warm hugs.
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/18/2024 12:31:00 AM
Thank you Sotto, I’m pleased you found this amusing…. Beryl
Date: 5/17/2024 2:11:00 PM
Best for the bawdy contest, Beryl! Always makes me laugh. Still the Queen of Limericks xo
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/17/2024 3:25:00 PM
Thank you very much Anaya, pleased this gave you a laugh :) Beryl xo
Date: 5/17/2024 12:40:00 PM
I enjoyed reading your fun Limerick write with a fun ending. "Good Luck" We both did this one. Have a fun day.........
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/17/2024 3:46:00 PM
Thank you Paula, pleased you enjoyed the read, will go and read yours… Beryl
Date: 5/16/2024 5:41:00 PM
bawdy indeed, but clever and humorous! Best wishes with the contest, dear Beryl. Enjoy your evening, hugs, Sara
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/17/2024 1:05:00 AM
Thank you Sara. Enjoy your day and evening too. Hugs returned… Beryl

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