Beauty and Bigfoot

BigFoot needed a date He needed a damsel at least six feet tall He thought it would be great If she accompanied him to the Ball So he looked online for a match For a gal who would suit Sasquatch Though he looked all around No matches were found But he searched through the night Until dawn broke its light Then finally he found a dream girl Who would go with him to the Ball She dressed in a gown with necklace of pearls And indeed she was quite tall BigFoot, dressed in his 3 piece suit Danced with the girl of his dreams Everyone wondered how such a brute Could get a girl so cute But as the full moon arose She grew fur on her nose And fangs from her mouth did protrude As she howled at the moon that she viewed But BigFoot didn't mind in the least That Beauty had turned to a beast! ---- Joseph May