Beat Your Kids

I believe; to achieve a healthy relationship, in a house where children live, you must beat your kids. -of course, by "beat", I mean, adore. I believe; when two ensue in disputes, the way to defuse these issues, is duel with pistols. -and by "duel with pistols", I mean, listen more. I believe; to be the best that you can be, and let your potential see its peak, remember, lie and cheat. -and by "lie and cheat", I mean, always work hard. I believe; to ensure your love's legit, so you will never worry about it, take what you can get. -and by "take what you can get", I mean, use your heart.