Bears Will Kill You

Bears Will Kill You Bears will kill you, my daddy said They've got big claws and roam in pairs All I knew were brown bears named Ted At four I called 'em Teddy Bears They've got big claws and roam in pairs That didn't scare me so much then At four I called 'em Teddy Bears Later I learned of Gentle Ben That didn't scare me so much then The world was such a great big place Later I learned of Gentle Ben And put a smile upon my face The world was such a great big place I could just wander here and there And put a smile upon my face - Or sit and rest without a care I could just wander here and there - Then I grew up and couldn't stop Or sit and rest without a care - I had six boys that called me Pop Then I grew up and couldn't stop - There were bears at every turn I had six boys that called me Pop - Money I made just seemed to burn There were bears at every turn All I knew were brown bears named Ted Money I made just seemed to burn Bears will kill you my daddy said