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Be Careful When You 'Whist Your Turds'

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His teacher said he was a ‘shining wit’ Little Jimmy was SO pleased But when he told his mum and dad… They could not be appeased! (Think spoonerisms) Jan Allison 8th April 2016

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 4/10/2016 8:41:00 PM

Hello Jan ... a very clever twist on words - thanks again - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 4/10/2016 9:05:00 PM

Thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 4/9/2016 1:27:00 PM

Haha...I don't blame His parents : )

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2016 1:32:00 PM

LOL:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 4/9/2016 11:44:00 AM

Funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2016 1:04:00 PM

Glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 4/9/2016 9:12:00 AM

Clever indeed!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2016 10:07:00 AM

Thanks Richard:-) :-) hugs Jan xx

Timothy Hicks

Date: 4/8/2016 11:47:00 PM

Wowzers, Jan. What comical wit you have here ... way to sneak in the expletive. Agreed with Andrea.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2016 11:52:00 PM

LOL Timothy - I do try and abide with the rules:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/8/2016 6:37:00 PM

Tucking Ferrific!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2016 11:22:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Bob Atkinson

Date: 4/8/2016 6:10:00 PM

Sweet

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2016 6:14:00 PM

Thanks Bob:-) hugs Jan xx

Dineen Williams Gault

Date: 4/8/2016 6:07:00 PM

How clever...this was hilarious! Ha ha! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2016 6:08:00 PM

Thanks Dineen:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert Stoner Jr

Date: 4/8/2016 5:04:00 PM

Very well written and thought out Jan a fine piece demanding some mental investment for sure, thanks.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2016 5:12:00 PM

Thanks Robert:-)hugs Jan xx

Seren Roberts

Date: 4/8/2016 4:47:00 PM

Lol Jan loved it....Seren

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2016 5:12:00 PM

Thanks Seren:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings

Date: 4/8/2016 10:26:00 AM

LOL - That is so funny Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2016 10:28:00 AM

Thanks Barry if I make people smile then my job is done:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 4/8/2016 10:13:00 AM

Hahaha! I got it! You are one witty and clever lady, Jan. The Bag Lady is based on a true experience. She's now deceased but her presence was the talk of our small town. I have a longer poem about her, too. Best wishes on your forthcoming book of funnies. /M

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2016 10:28:00 AM

I look forward to reading your poem about her Maurice:-) hugs jan xx