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Notes: A Satirical write of sorts on Marine Le Pen, the leader of the extreme right in France, I was inspired by Jan’s funny poem BOSSY COW, and thought I would use the same theme, after all there is an old expression, a Cow is Cow is a Cow and I know a vache when I read one.

BBC News Alert Somewhere in France In the Countryside A farmer has been arrested For molesting an old cow A drunken old hag was on all fours Crawling around in his field He, having had his wine and baguette Thought he had forgotten one cow Off he went to fondle and milk her **** Turned out they were as dry as prunes The cow in English barked; get your hands off of me To which the pour farmer replied in absolute shock Merde! Why you cow who barks, you speak English! How can this be? She replied I am not a cow you blind old farmer I am a mooing poet of sorts I dropped my dictionary in some cow dun here Can’t seem to tell the difference between the two I understand replied the farmer Like me looking at you and a cow Was very confusing indeed Well I shall take me leave you old blind fart The farmer snorted Let me cut the fence open for you She crawled back onto the road Whereby the farmer was arrested (Alsace has left wing laws it seems) For letting his cow wander Upon the intellectual property Of France

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Rob Carmack

Date: 1/1/2016 12:03:00 PM

Very clever and carefully constructed, with just enough information. I can't wait to see who is next, thought I knew, but time is passing.

Eve Roper

Date: 12/22/2015 11:18:00 PM

Hahaha..... ! I think I'm gonna be laughing in my sleep. A 11 sir no doubt about it.. Hugs Eve

Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/23/2015 7:42:00 PM

I am so happy I could make you smile! Hugs!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/22/2015 6:46:00 PM

hey, the cow picture is gone. WTF? heehee

Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/22/2015 11:47:00 PM

Gone? No sadly the old cow is still there! LOL

Casarah Nance

Date: 12/21/2015 4:40:00 PM

You are a strange one Arthur and this write proves it. I think I like your dark crypt sense of humor a bit better. shake that muse and spill your poetic ink. hugs

Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/23/2015 7:42:00 PM

Thanks Cas, I just hope I dont spill my ink in me drink!!

Constance La France

Date: 12/20/2015 4:23:00 PM

Arthur, well done, that was fun reading, odd I think I have heard of that French mooing poet cow, I love it 7

Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/23/2015 7:38:00 PM

Thank you :)

Caycay Jennings

Date: 12/20/2015 11:19:00 AM

I hope you find joy knowing that at any moment someone in the world may be laughing because you provided entertaining humor. Witty and SillyAdult-clever. Arthur -- YOU MUST STOP this never ... CayCay

Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/22/2015 11:56:00 PM

Oh well CayCay I have a few more up me sleeve!!!! :) Hugs

Len Gasun

Date: 12/20/2015 8:24:00 AM

A very entertaining poem my dear friend, Art. I enjoyed so much the story! You made me smile from beginning to end:)). Btw, the picture above kept me wondering if it's real:))) Thank you so much for sharing! May I also have this chance to thank you so much for gracing my poem with your encouraging words and rating. More blessings and have a Very Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones! Christmas Wishes and hugs from me, Leonora

Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/22/2015 11:55:00 PM

The Devil is always real!!!!! Thanks, if I made people smile then I did my job!!!

Tim Smith

Date: 12/20/2015 7:32:00 AM

Funny man Arturo

Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/22/2015 11:54:00 PM

Thanks Tim, is a Canadian thing! Please do not tell Jan but we are even funnier than the Brits!!!! :) shhhhhhhh

Jan Allison

Date: 12/20/2015 6:59:00 AM

Oh what a hilarious topical poem lol I was reading on the Telegraph website about Marine Le Pen's plans to change the name to 'front national' in an effort to get rid of the 'demonised' image - gosh your pic is so so clever lol How bizarre she chooses that name -do you remember all this issues in the UK with the 'National Front'. You write on topics others ignore kudos to you:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/22/2015 11:53:00 PM

Who is Marine Le Pen? Lmao

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/20/2015 12:51:00 AM

oh you are a HOOT, ARthur, and where did you get the amazing picture of the cow? hahaha.

Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/22/2015 11:52:00 PM

Oh I have so many, got a few funny satirical ones to post!!!! Merry Christmas!!! :)

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 12/20/2015 12:09:00 AM

I be careful where I put my feet next time Im in England, Im scared to end upon the intellectual property of France, the Farmer might still be wandering about : ) : ). Smiles. mooo

Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/22/2015 11:51:00 PM

LOL Charmaine! If you ask me they should send the cow back to England!

Aurore Severo

Date: 12/20/2015 12:01:00 AM

Not sure I get the politics but the poem is funny and the photo, peace and love xoxoxo

Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/20/2015 1:32:00 AM

Funny is always good!!