Baudy Beverages

JACK DANIELS met JIM BEAM at the CANADIAN CLUB to discuss their upcoming trip on the CUTTY SARK. They were planning to go south for some SOUTHERN COMFORT, but when the ship had a fire, they thought they might have to SCOTCH their plans. JOHNNY WALKER, who had a disagreement with them over their SLOE GIN game, wanted to give them both a SAKI in the nose. "VODKA ya think you're doing?! cried JIM and JACK. "It's not like EARLY TIMES!!" CAPTAIN MORGAN came over, and BRANDY, the waitress, brought his VO to their table. He tried to calm things down by talking about his last trip. "How BLUE CURACAO was...and the mornings were alive with the TULLAMORE DEW!" He said. "You've got a lot of GALIANO...to interrupt us like this!!" They RUMbled. Before a TRIPLE SEC had passed, the CHRISTIAN BROTHERS were there to calm all the DEWERS down and restore a HYPNOTIQ sense of peace, ALIZE for the time being. For their efforts, they were awarded with shouts of SHIRAZ and the thanks of the king of the club. He was not wearing his 7 CROWN, but instead, his CROWN ROYALE.