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Bald Facts

Hair today, gone tomorrow, My follicles falling to my sorrow, Ten thousand dollars to my surgeon, Some people think I might be splurgin', But I can't wait for my new hair to grow.

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Jack Ellison

Date: 4/11/2015 4:42:00 PM

I'm an old dude of 79 and still have hair! How about that!!! Cheers, Jack

John Williams
Date: 4/11/2015 6:31:00 PM

Jack, that's one of the reasons why the girls all love you........ Hey Jack, why don't other poets wear socks? ..........because you've written the socks off them !!!.........thanks for reading my poem Jack......John

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 4/8/2015 5:21:00 PM

G'day John... you've got to ring up Shane Warne, John. He'll not only have you with a head full of hair, but you'll be spinning out batsmen left, right, and centre. Catch you soon John - Lindsay

John Williams
Date: 4/8/2015 6:40:00 PM

Hello Lindsay, .......what's the difference between a Warne leg-spinner and a Warner leg-spinner?............................................... .....an r Catch you soon { and the umpire will hold up his finger }.....John

Jan Allison

Date: 4/8/2015 3:29:00 PM

love the humour here John:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2015 6:48:00 PM

LOL:-) hugs jan xx

John Williams
Date: 4/8/2015 6:46:00 PM

Thanks Jan-----the other day i caused a car crash....the sun reflected off the top of my head and blinded the driver Kind regards----John