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Bald and Bold

Baldies of the world, do not despair! It's not the end, you just lost some hair!! Balder men are more virile, thus spake a sage And many a woman "testify" to this old adage.. Balder men are noted to be wise and mature Trusted by everyone, their thoughts kind and pure No need for shampoos, combs or for hair cream No need for a barber even in the wildest dream Every day we can have a fresh head bath day Not just once a week or only on one Sunday Hairline well receded, you never seem to age As you reach middle age, that'll be an advantage You can fit into a cap or hat or any headgear with ease Or you can wear a stylish wig, as fashions never cease Father of our Nation was bald, so were Nehru and Patel You may be considered great, and you can weave a tale! So, Baldies of the world, don’t despair! It is not the end, you just lost some hair!

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