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Bad Words and I Do Not Agree

Hens don't quack and ducks don't cluck but I don't give a flying thwuck By a hornet I just got bit Watched it swell Cried, "O, Shlitz!" Brother got sucker-punched and fell to the grass I kicked the aggressor in his friggin' face So, my friends, as you can see bad words do not agree with me If ever to use one you are tempted Let your !$^&$%&$^&$^& tongue prevent it!

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Date: 1/2/2024 6:26:00 PM
Some funny Schlitz right there my friend.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/2/2024 8:06:00 PM
Heh-heh. Thanks, Jerry. ~ Bud Wuh Iser
Date: 1/2/2024 8:24:00 AM
LOL! Let fly those schlitz and grins! Too many good words to mess with one friggin’ bad one.
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Date: 1/2/2024 5:56:00 AM
Love this BB very clever and witty and l agree… you seem like a man who bad words don't agree with…..hmmmm!! l said a bad word once haha!!! Debx
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Date: 1/2/2024 5:11:00 AM
My mother always said, 'choose your words carefully, for they are an expression of your integrity.' Enjoyed the read this morning. Have a lovely day.
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Date: 1/2/2024 12:25:00 AM
Good advice Gershon, there is an alternative for every naughty word. So next time I miss the nail and hit my thumb I'm going to say, oh gosh, dearie me lol. Tom
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