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Bad Hair Day

(Written in the voice of the Bride of Frankenstein)

Where did you get your hair done, Cruella

My beast fancies a streak of vanilla

  Flames from your hair dryer?

  What brand? I won't buy 'er!

That hair contraption could be a killa

Written for the Techno-Limericks Contest

Copyright © Diane Locksley

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  1. Date: 6/30/2014 3:53:00 PM
    Hehehehe, Diane, I enjoyed this very humorous piece immensely! Very witty write!

  1. Date: 12/4/2011 9:34:00 PM
    Quite enjoyed your wit in this one Diane and I see congratulations is in order as well ;-) love Wilma

  1. Date: 11/16/2011 11:40:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in the Techno-Limerick contest Diane. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 11/15/2011 8:30:00 AM
    congrats on your win! a creative limerick w/great dialogue :)

  1. Date: 11/11/2011 1:03:00 AM

  1. Date: 11/10/2011 5:01:00 PM
    Diane, great job, congrats on your second place gem. Nice to see your limerick make the big time. smile. Way to go girl. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 11/10/2011 4:13:00 PM
    Diana---too hot, thos blow-dryin' it and glad to see this creativity took u to the top! Cruella......ha ha ha ha. You are crackin' me up!! GWendolen

  1. Date: 11/10/2011 3:34:00 PM
    Diane, enjoyed your funny, creative limerick very much. Congratulations on your win and thanks for joining in on the fun. Alexa

  1. Date: 11/10/2011 10:09:00 AM
    Diane-This is so creative! Congrats. on your win!

  1. Date: 11/10/2011 8:28:00 AM
    Love it!! (I will blame my hair dryer for my witch-look !!) Congratulations on a funny clever poem!

  1. Date: 11/10/2011 8:13:00 AM
    Congratulations on taking second place in our limerick contest, Diane. Your poem is very creative and witty! Love the "streak of vanilla" line and your creative rhyme scheme. The competition was stiff, so all who placed had to be in the top tier of both Alexa's and my rankings. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 11/7/2011 9:31:00 AM
    Love this witty piece, Diane

  1. Date: 10/29/2011 12:22:00 PM
    I think is probably a typo but in my contest blog you mentioned a limerick. The contest is for haiku.