Bad Girls

I always assumed that, When it came to gross, Men were by far the most The feminine gender Were sweet and tender, And their dignity, They're not apt to surrender Then I came across "The Bad Girl's Club", And I could not believe My eyes..... Things they did I've never Even heard of, In men's locker-rooms, Feminine values it belies What a wake-up call, To this old man, Whose beliefs were All askew Turns out my view of this world, Was very far from true In conclusion let me warn you, Should you find yourself In their home, Eat nothing that they offer, To odd places their food does roam.