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Before yellow changes to red, there’s only one thing in my head. It’s to get through that light for my time is so tight. On the pedal my foot becomes lead! But I did not judge too well today, for that light was a tad far away. Oh, why didn’t I stop? If I’d just seen the cop, I’d be richer with no fine to pay. So to traffic school soon I will go, like I do every three years or so till the next time I’m caught. We old dogs can’t be taught! Wipe our slates- traffic school’s just for show! Note: Traffic school is a 2 hour class that some Americans pay extra money for just to avoid a raise in their insurance rates when they get a traffic ticket. I stupidly did not do traffic school last time I got caught by a cop, so for sure, I have to do it THIS time. This limerick story was inspired by Jan's limerick about me!

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Date: 7/11/2015 3:30:00 AM
Nice one. This msg. is 4 U. STEP 1. Never mind if you were singing long back. Just try your lyrics yourself. In the beginning use Power Point. Open PP and go to its Sound option given in the last of right side. Use the Recording option by using a simple Microphone and make practice as many time as you can. You can replay these sounds in Power Point to bring the best results. Hope U 2 can do it. Ravindra k Kapoor
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Date: 5/13/2015 6:54:00 AM
Very nice Limerick!!Enjoyed the humour.
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Date: 4/25/2015 5:57:00 PM
LOL, glad you could see the funny side of it, my friend - yes, the comments are getting less & replies to comments are getting more!!
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Date: 4/20/2015 8:36:00 AM
Good work and an unbelievable level of talent shown here. I will definitely come checking more of your work.
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Date: 4/15/2015 11:40:00 AM
ROFL,quite a funny poem, Andrea. Have also been to traffic school a couple of times!
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Date: 4/13/2015 5:17:00 PM
Luckily you have that option of traffic school. Awesome limericks Andrea. Hugs
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Date: 4/11/2015 6:21:00 AM
Oh, dear! Drive carefully. Julia, :)
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Date: 4/10/2015 6:24:00 PM
You need to slow down. Great write when your having a bad day!
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Date: 4/10/2015 3:03:00 PM
I don't drive but I like the idea, so ingenious, James :)
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Date: 4/9/2015 10:38:00 AM
Andrea, so sad about traffic school, not sure if we have that in Canada the cops just seem to like giving tickets, 7, and thanks for visiting my poetry
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Date: 4/8/2015 12:14:00 PM
iis funny. My Daughter in Law, Donna was stopped because she didn't wait long enough to go after she'd stopped - forgot what the cop called it. Anywho it was in a small town, a traffic trap town. She had to pay $300.00 or go to traffic school. What a world! Love, daver
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/8/2015 2:02:00 PM
Makes you understand where they got the term "Highway robbery"
Date: 4/8/2015 1:56:00 AM
Wonderful limerick.
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Date: 4/7/2015 6:47:00 PM
This is a fun Limerick on something far from fun. At least when you were done, you were a class act.
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Date: 4/6/2015 9:20:00 PM
Too funny that you made the incident a great limerick.
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Date: 4/5/2015 8:43:00 AM
Love your limerick, Andie...Very amusing way you told the story. Maybe you could have written some limerick in the form of a tribute and given it to the traffic officer? :) Kim
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Date: 4/5/2015 4:14:00 AM
If only you submitted yourself to the traffic laws as you do with grammar, you could be like Becca, ticketless. One thing Becca isn't telling you, when she gets pulled over, she holds a 50 between her thumb and the steering wheel. Says to the officer; "That is a nice pen, is it for sale?".
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/5/2015 10:06:00 AM
hahahaha!!!
Date: 4/4/2015 8:49:00 PM
Your limericks are each very amusing anecdotes - enjoy your traffic school days, Cheers!
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Date: 4/4/2015 8:41:00 AM
That damn lead foot! Perhaps you can exchange it for a shiney Aluminum one.
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Date: 4/4/2015 7:35:00 AM
Fun limerick! Spend your time in class writing great poetry and they will think you are taking notes.
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Date: 4/4/2015 2:19:00 AM
My missus a while back did say, she'd take up driving lessons and pay, well I'll tell you for sure when her foot hits the floor, I will certainly not stand in her way :) . Great verse, Andrea. Drive carefully now x
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Date: 4/3/2015 6:10:00 PM
My heart bleeds purple paisley for you. Hope you do well in school. Great Limericks! Lots Of Love, Armand.
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/3/2015 9:45:00 PM
They don't give tests or anything, Armand. You just sit and listen. I will try to take a good book to read and try to act like I am paying attention. Actually, i've sat in on some pretty fun ones in the past.
Date: 4/3/2015 5:30:00 PM
G'day Andrea... thanks for the humour Andrea. Down here if you're a little bit over naughty, your vehicle is impounded for thirty days. Lindsay
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/3/2015 9:27:00 PM
where are you living. Remind me not to visit there. hahaha
Date: 4/3/2015 4:18:00 PM
Nice limerick Andrea...I have never been to one of these but its helpful if it keeps your rates down...drive safely!
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Date: 4/3/2015 3:38:00 PM
Yep, you are so right about these kind of programs being a waste of time. There are many more similar programs that they could just stop having them.
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Date: 4/3/2015 11:43:00 AM
Hi old buddy. I've been in the hospital for a couple of days - had a polup (spelling) removed - so I'll be a while getting back. Had a biopsy taken. Crossing my fingers. Love ya, daver
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Julia Ward
Date: 4/11/2015 6:18:00 AM
I'm in the same situation as you - my op is on Friday, followed by a biopsy. Crossing my fingers, too.
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Barbara Gorelick
Date: 4/3/2015 1:18:00 PM
Hope you get good news..Ill be thinking of you.. BG
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