Baby Blues

The doorbell chimed She answered It’s a pregnant woman She never read the no cold callers sign then, he thought Are you going to see what she wants Footballs on, a man should never be disturbed when the footballs on Was it eight months ago Just a bit of fun Why the hell don't women take precautions This was not going to be pleasant Hi John, you’re probably wondering who I am You spoke to my husband about a month ago He says you’re great at assembling flat packed furniture As you can see, I’m getting to the critical stage Yeah, right, I remember Listen, don't you worry, I’ll pop round tomorrow Have that nursery built in no time Thanks, John, that will be great By the way, if it’s a boy John was one of the names we were thinking about.