Aye Right

AYE RIGHT Written 6 May 2008 So the guy In the Right Guard advert Has "had a bad day"? Excuse me if I don't Shed any tears On this jumped-up eejit's behalf A dressing down from the boss When his powerpoint presentation Doesn't go down well? Try drawing the Nat King With hungry kids to feed A real living hell A rogue tennis racquet Sends a dummy's head spinning In an embarrassing incident at the mall? Try security guards Turfing your gin-soaked carcass Out in the rain When you try to kip in their hall A key breaking in the door So his night of passion With a beautiful bird is put on hold? Still much better than A sherman over the Daily Star And the worst imagineable paper cut On one of the folds I wonder how this idiot Would deal with genuine grief And despair? He'd need more than A can of Right Guard To stop the sweat from Flooding everywhere