Away With the Fairies - Risque

Away with the fairies No sense in my head “Just feathers and sawdust,” or so my mum said With vacant expression I stared into space She said, “I won’t do much For the human race.” I told her, “I’m thinking.” She said, “About what!” And I said, “Your sister, Aunt Maisie is HOT!” I think I’m in danger of a sore behind My mum said, “She’s too old, and you’re not her kind.” I said, “Mum, just last week, we went to the zoo. She said she loves big snakes! Well, what could I do?” My mum screeched, “You pervert! You’re still just a child You’ve got nothing downstairs to drive women wild.” I said, “Keep your hair on. Your sister likes lads. And also, she told me… mine’s bigger than Dad’s.”