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Away At the Drug Store - Bawdy - Awarded Potd

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Based on a story my aunt told me many years ago!

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Away at the drug store no condoms I see I need some protection to stop pregnancy My girlfriend’s so horny wants sex night and day I’d never refuse her a roll in the hay! I’ll purchase some cling film and some rubber bands I’ll use these till condoms are back on the stands. Poem of the Day 14th July 2023 07/13/23

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Sam Kauffman

Date: 8/1/2023 11:09:00 AM

Oh Jan! This POTD truly represents your wonderful sense of humor yet always told with underlying wisdom! Tasteful yet ever hilarious! Kudos and congrats! So fun to know this is a true story! Blessings and hugs! So glad you are writing again!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2023 11:14:00 AM

Thanks Sam, I know my humour isn't to everyone's taste but I have to say this is one of my current faves lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Bell

Date: 7/22/2023 3:43:00 AM

You'll probably wait awhile, and nine months later comes little girl. Congrats on POTD,

Jan Allison
Date: 7/22/2023 8:21:00 AM

My aunt never told me if it worked for the young couple lol - was many many years ago it happened! hugs jan xx

Charles Messina

Date: 7/21/2023 12:18:00 AM

LOL- This is so funny, Jan. Belated Congrats on POTD! Always love your limericks :) Hugs Charlie x

Jan Allison
Date: 7/22/2023 8:21:00 AM

thanks Charlie:-) i do worry about my muse sometimes lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Tor

Date: 7/17/2023 2:54:00 AM

Thanks for the smile Jan and the judges thought it was great Congratulations...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2023 3:36:00 PM

I wish I could enter it in my own contest lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2023 3:35:00 PM

thanks so much Michael:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 7/16/2023 5:35:00 AM

Giggles Galore! Belated congratulations on POTD :))))) HUGS! xomo

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2023 12:16:00 PM

Thanks Mo!:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/15/2023 8:07:00 PM

'Cling film and rubber bands,' sounds like a formula for my brand-new 'Kahn-Dome Company.' Wutcha think?! Congrats on POTD, Jan! ~ gw

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2023 1:49:00 AM

LOL GW, I've got to say I have no idea why this poem came to me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Deb M

Date: 7/15/2023 2:08:00 PM

Congratulations to the QOP for POTD!! Just love your naughty fun humour and this poem! Well deserved Jan…..Debx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2023 1:48:00 AM

Thanks Deb I am so delighted this poem was so well received:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 7/15/2023 8:58:00 AM

LOL, hilarious! Have just changed the she to he - thanks for the suggestion! LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2023 1:15:00 PM

Thanks Jack I had such fun with this one... and it's a true story lol hugs jan xx

Mark Toney

Date: 7/14/2023 6:22:00 PM

Jan, congratulations on Poem of the Day!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2023 12:47:00 AM

Thanks Mark, if the original contest hadn't been pulled it would probably never have been written! hugs jan xx

David Fisher

Date: 7/14/2023 6:20:00 PM

This is lol rhyme funny. You deserve a first in your contest!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2023 12:47:00 AM

hahaha David, I was tempted for a millisecond lol but POTD is a much better award than self glorification in a contest: -) :-) hugs Jan xx

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 7/14/2023 6:10:00 PM

I needed a Good laugh, Jan and you delivered. You’re a born comedienne……and a naughty one but it got you POTD. Well done. SuZ

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2023 12:44:00 AM

I honestly have no idea what my muse will come up with next Suz, but if I can raise a smile that's the most important thing:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/14/2023 4:53:00 PM

hahaha. VERY good humor, Jan. Congrats

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2023 12:43:00 AM

Thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Damian Keady

Date: 7/14/2023 2:51:00 PM

THERE is LOTS OF SMELLING GOING ON HERE.. hEY HO.. i NEVER DID THAT.... IT WASN'T ME.. IF NOT..WHY EVEN MENTION IT..?.. anYWAY.. LIFE GOES ON.. AND ON.. AND ON.. AND EVENTUALLY IT CALMS DOWN..

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2023 12:43:00 AM

Thanks for your comment,

Susan Lawrence

Date: 7/14/2023 2:44:00 PM

Love your educational and hilarious sense of humor dear Jan ! Another poem Rico would appreciate!! Big hugs and congratulations on POTD! Susan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 3:41:00 PM

aww I miss Rico:-( he wrote some fab poems, hugs jan xx

Jim Slaughter

Date: 7/14/2023 10:36:00 AM

Ah, the wonders of Saran Wrap...will "wonders" never cease. Good one, Jan, and congrats on POTD.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 12:41:00 PM

lol thanks Jim:-) hugs jan xx

Bill Baker

Date: 7/14/2023 8:50:00 AM

Funny poem, Jan. Congratulations on your POTD! Bill

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 8:53:00 AM

Thanks Bill, I still can't believe I got POTD lol:-) hugs jan xx

Warren Doll

Date: 7/14/2023 7:13:00 AM

One word comes to mind-vasectomy. Jan, congratulations on POTD hugs~ Warren

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 7:36:00 AM

lol bit early or should that be premature lol it was written about a teenager my aunt taught:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 7/14/2023 6:36:00 AM

I smell skullduggery.,, are you trying to win your own contest? Honestly, are you that hard up (oops!). Ha ha… seriously fun write. Congratulations on POTD, Jan. (note to self… write more smut… I mean bawdy)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 6:40:00 AM

lol Terry, it has been known for poets to do that, one lady had about 5 alter ego's but she/they haven't been around for a few years , of course I would have given myself 1st place with this one but POTD is even better and no I'm not that hard up to want the accolade of a 1st place lol. hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 7/14/2023 5:08:00 AM

Lol, Congrats on POTD Jan..

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 5:36:00 AM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 7/14/2023 5:03:00 AM

Well done on potd honors, my friend.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 5:36:00 AM

Oh Mark its so kind of you to drop by, and thanks my friend I hope it made you smile:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 7/14/2023 4:00:00 AM

Jan, back to congratulate you on POTD, love your humor!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 6:29:00 AM

Resistance is fertile oops I meant futile lol (any star trek fans will understand that one lol) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 7/14/2023 5:54:00 AM

I was hoping you wouldn't try to resist.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 5:46:00 AM

I couldn't resist Lin! lol

Lin Lane
Date: 7/14/2023 5:42:00 AM

ha Jan, you're reply here keeps your theme going.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 5:36:00 AM

You know something Tania, this probably would never have been written if the sponsor hadn't used the withdrawl method and pulled out of the original contest theme lol:-) hugs Jan x

Mike Gentile

Date: 7/14/2023 3:53:00 AM

OMG Jan, this is the best!!! no wonder it's POTD! A very big congratulations !!! Enjoy your day!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 5:34:00 AM

hee hee thanks Mike, I still cant believe i got POTD, I didn't see it coming lol:-) hugs jan xx

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 7/14/2023 3:51:00 AM

LOL I don't know how you came to write this one Jan but thanks so much for the laugh. and congratulations for POTD.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 5:34:00 AM

Thanks nancy, I never know what my muse will come up with, but this is based on a true event lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/14/2023 3:42:00 AM

Lol if I was his teacher I'd give him ten out of ten for effort. Congratulations Jan on the honour of POTD. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 5:33:00 AM

... And maybe focus on his biology lessons and not just the practical lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/14/2023 3:42:00 AM

Congratulations on your potd, Jan. Careful there or you’ll soon be buying diapers and formula.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 5:46:00 AM

I am so thrilled Lin!

Lin Lane
Date: 7/14/2023 5:41:00 AM

They get things right once in a while, Jan ;-)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2023 5:32:00 AM

lol Thanks Lin, I had to do a double check and make sure admin hadn't made a cock up and I really had got POTD lol:-) hugs Jan xx