Aussies

Often wondered bout people down under Do they have to stand on their heads? Do they have to tie down all their possessions? Is flying off into space their dread? We hope they all stay attached to the earth We love them and their cute little bears Once I was told by this Australian lady Their breath can sure foul up the air All my Aussie friends here on the Soup Refer to their land as paradise I was also told that the biceps on women Are huge from hanging on for dear life Now I know this must be some great myth Olivia's seemed quite normal to me You can't believe all the rumours you hear But in case, hang onto to that tree! Often wondered bout people down under How do they keep their beer in their glass? Do they chain themselves to the bed at night? Do roots pop up instead of grass? @Jack Ellison 2012