Auntie Ann
Who knows what happened to Auntie Ann?
We've tried to find out, as best we can—
scoured the papers, followed the news,
and still we don't know how we could lose
our cherished Auntie Ann.
There's always been vile rumor, of course,
(remember to consider the source!)
that Annie just gave in to the drink.
But if she did, you wouldn't think
that she'd completely disappear.
Someone has to buy the beer
for drunken Auntie Ann!
Then there are those who said she went
to join the circus under the tent—
that she became an acrobat,
did triple flips, imagine that!
But she was lonely— can you blame her?—
she fell in love with the lion tamer
who married Auntie Ann.
Now Auntie Ann was so very sweet,
it's not unthinkable that she'd meet
a ne'er-do-well who'd promise her
a profit if she'd just transfer
her money into his account.
Could she have lost a vast amount?—
gullible Auntie Ann.
One of the silliest thoughts I've heard
is that Auntie left without a word
and moved to Africa to stay
where she resides this very day,
traipsing about in safari clothes.
(just why she'd do that, nobody knows)—
eccentric Auntie Ann.
I always rather thought it weird
that Annie wished she had a beard.
My theory is, she found a doc
(prepare yourself, it's quite a shock)
who, with his scalpel, was quite handy
and turned our Auntie, sweet as candy,
....... into Uncle Andy!
Copyright © Katharine L. Sparrow | Year Posted 2023
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