At Latest Oscar Show

At Latest Oscar Show Sure glad that you're such a lucky lad Knowing all aspects of you great iPad Sending out emails readily and quickly And other systems seem to be so sickly. Can more easier move around the room And in future they found one in a tomb What was best and stranger then the rest Oscar had been strapped to her big breast. While in a strange and weird book I read We can actually communicate with the dead; We then wanted to hear her twist and shout But both breasts and batteries were burned out. Relating to dead is difficult have often heard This thought and idea is completely absurd Can you believe body was once a bobbysoxer Who one day had won an outrageous Oscar. Each time when we open up the cruddy crypt, From body, all of her clothes had been striptd And the only thing left which would be found Was an uncanny, corroded Oscar on the ground. At times, body appeared to be meek and mild, And she should have willed Oscar to her child; Each year a big party she started to throw So she could mock every moronic Oscar Show. James Thomas Horn, Retired Soldier