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Ass Race

With a thoroughbred Jackass,
Two score and Ten pounds overweight,
I am going to a horse race
Hoping to win at an easy pace;
Godwilling the race will be close and tight,
May God bless me and bedevil my ass!

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  1. Date: 6/25/2013 12:13:00 AM
    hahaha. This one is just so funny to me!!!

  1. Date: 5/30/2013 9:41:00 PM
    Abdul, wow! I can't believe I forgot to thank you for the nice and silly poem you entered in my contest. A late late late CONGRATULATIONS. Thank you for the smirks and smiles your poem gave me while reading it. Hope you can forgive me, it is not like me to stoop low and diss all who support me or my contest. Even if I get no response, everyone still matters, and I try my best... Love love LINDA...

  1. Date: 5/25/2013 5:28:00 PM
    How could I not read a poem with this title! Very funny! Cheers, Roy

    Malik Avatar Abdul Malik
    Date: 5/25/2013 6:18:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You are talking about my ace ass! Thanks
  1. Date: 5/23/2013 8:04:00 PM
    Big heartfelt congrats on your fabulous win my dear friend! This is really great and funny! Thanks for sharing and the smiles! love/hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 5/17/2013 3:44:00 PM
    Ha ha ha! This is fun, if I tell you that you have a nice Ass it won't be inappropriate.

    Malik Avatar Abdul Malik
    Date: 5/17/2013 6:25:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Now, now, when did you see my Ass!!!!!