Arthritis
ARTHRITIS
Does arthritis sap your will...
The pain of it you need your pill...
Rub peanut oil to fix this ill...
For rheumatiz also instill...
Get it at the supermarket you will...
Sights not good you say old friend ...
Slow roll your head around the shoulders bend (gently)...
Move your head back forward and around...
Feel the crunch and drive the calcium down...
Or slowly push the head back and roll it right...
To all extremities to improve your sight...
Smell, hearing , taste etc...
Of castor oil here's what they say ....
Rub on the wart to go away...
A mole will do the same, insist...
Just rub it on till they're dismissed...
You are constipated bad you say...
The bowel don't move its hard as clay...
Warm castor oil packs on your stomach, wait...
And you'll be back to normal mate...
Don Johnson
djohnson@scullywag.com
Copyright © Don Johnson | Year Posted 2011
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