Armored Nutschellz

Armored Nutschellz Have you heard about Armored Nutschellz? It’s undies that can take a punch Developed for those family jewels That you simply don’t want to get crunched Each has multiple layers of “Kevlar” The maker says they can resist Multiple shots from a hand gun You can test them out if you insist The Army says they will be testing These “Nutschellz” to see if they hold up If they do then you can bet soldiers Will be sporting their own loving cup If they don’t then I pity the soldiers Who willingly answered the calls And let someone else take a shot at The now defunked poor soldier’s balls Uncle Mike Another true story from your favorite Uncle