Armed and Dangerous

I smell the pleasant aroma Of our fatal last shot Your beautiful sexy barrel Smoking and red hot Oh how you fill me With such pleasure and power How the very sight of your loveliness Made our victims run and cower Makes me laugh aloud How the haters give you the blame When it’s really me not my beloved AK Who feels the need to murder and maim So let them try and take you But they better get ready to run Because I’m another entitled American Who can legally “HUNT” with my gun